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    Anything thats good. No musicals thank you. Brian you fucking touch this and i'll fuck you right up!

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Looper

Reviewed by seamyfox

  • Currently 2/5 Stars.

Well.. How can I put it. I wish I could loop back in time and stop myself from seeing it. Seriously why are people giving it 4/5 stars?! The story has more holes in it than a block of swiss cheese. Joseph Gordon Levitt looks like a cardboard cut out. Willis is actually quite entertaining.. I got to the end and thought.. Actually that was a good ending until I realised it actually made no sense... Rant over

The Dark Knight Rises

Reviewed by seamyfox

  • Currently 5/5 Stars.

Right.... Without doubt the best of the 3. Begins had the whole debut factor, TDK was a really good story and some amazing action. But this one had it all for me. Some great scenes, great cast. Nice balance of action and Story line. Only flaw is they didn't get into the history of Bane that much. Although I think they are saving that for the directors cut as a bit of a money spin. But I will gladly buy that when it comes out.

Searching for Sugar Man

Reviewed by seamyfox

  • Currently 5/5 Stars.

Ok I don't want to give away any of the plot so i'll thread carefully. This is a great story and very surprising. I'm genuinely shocked I haven't heard anything about this before. All I can say is don't read any reviews and go see it, it will not dissappoint.

Ted

Reviewed by seamyfox

  • Currently 4/5 Stars.

Very funny! A lot of family guy style jokes, but well worth a watch.

Prometheus

Reviewed by seamyfox

  • Currently 3/5 Stars.

Right... I was much more excited about this than any other film this year! Then I watched it! The feeling is the equivalent of scratching off winning numbers on a lotto ticket only to find you've missed the third number. Cast was without a doubt amazing! Some serious heavy hitters in there and all did a good job. Graphics was good and some of the scenes were brilliant. But then... there's the plot! Why? There was no need to go down that route... Could they not have just left it that the aliens were created as an experiment and then they just killed everything. No, they had to blow it out of proportion and ruin what could have been the blockbuster of the summer. Scott deserves a kick in the scrotum for messing this up...

Marvel's Avengers Assemble

Reviewed by seamyfox

  • Currently 4/5 Stars.

Woohoo, I'm the first to review it! Ok where to start.... Whedon had a lot to chew on with this one. So for that i'll tip my hat and say well done sir. Bad points: There were a few unessacary scenes in it that could have been done without and the ship going invisible mad me cringe. They put a bit too much emphasis on the hulk as well. It also killed any hope for a black widow and hawkeye film Good points: holy sh.tsticks it was amazing. All the characters had some great scenes. The fight scenes were amazeballs. But most importantly that is some of the most random humour I have ever encountered in films. A scene would be just tipping along and BANG! A really funny random scene would just pop in. The bit where the hulk decks thor after taking down the weird fish thingy was easily one of the best scenes i've ever encountered. It's like this: Even if you have no interest in seeing the film, Go see it anyway. It won't let you down.

50/50

Reviewed by seamyfox

  • Currently 5/5 Stars.

I LOVE this film! Completely original story line. Very funny scenes but not completely unrealistic. Cast are very well lined up and I love the whole BDH relationship, its just off the walls. Only fault is that his eyebrows don't fall off with the chemo. But all in all its just perfection.

Drive

Reviewed by seamyfox

  • Currently 3/5 Stars.

Good film. Loved the way it was shot and that soundtrack is amazing. I didn't find that the characters gelled to well and if he was such a psychopath then why did he care so much about her and the kid?! Good driving scenes and some all in all graphic violence. But definitely not worth all the shouting about that its getting.

In Time

Reviewed by seamyfox

  • Currently 2/5 Stars.

Not too bad. Bit of a left wing metaphor, but the film punched through. Bit too sappy for my tastes though.

Immortals

Reviewed by seamyfox

  • Currently 3/5 Stars.

God i'm shocked to see people weren't too keen on it. The only really fault I can put on it is that they wasted way too much time on the behind the walls scene. But putting that aside, I quite enjoyed it and would gladly give it another goo. Cinematography was top class. Characters were good and very well acted. Rourke especially was the highlight for me. The plot was a great depiction on Greek mythology. I know there are lots of different stories to the titans etc and the same for the olympians. But I think they mashed it together nicely.

The Tree of Life

Reviewed by seamyfox

  • Currently 1/5 Stars.

If I took a giant shit and had brad pitt and sean penn standing either side of the toilet for 10 mins of the 1 hour and a half of the the time you had to look at it, would you pay €10? Well if the answers yes then go see this film. If not, then this is basically where they decided to collect images from the web, slam in a few scenes from some actors going back and forth through time and put random qoutes about god etc. I'd actually reckon that they did it as a prank to see how many people would go and see a film with pitt and penn and sit through it. If you have then they have won and you now look like a complete tool. I have walked out of quite a few films but never have I ever wanted to see if I could get a refund as well. Amen

A Single Man

Reviewed by seamyfox

  • Currently 3/5 Stars.

I don't think this was worth the hype