User Profiles

  • WildRose86

    Location
    Dub-er-lin

    About Me
    I'm Lou Lou! I'm 25. I'm a movie nerd! Yay! =)

    Genres I like
    All Movies

Page 1 of 32  1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 »

Divergent

Reviewed by WildRose86

  • Currently 3/5 Stars.

Extremely faithful to the book, but still lacking that ooomph of darkness and angst that should be entagled in fighting for what you believe in. Kate Winslet steals the show as the villain overlord wanting to make everything proper and kill Divergents. Enter our Divergent, Tris, a cherub faced little dote with perfect hair throughout. She learns to kick all sorts of ass and get twisted up with topless boys (swoon/giggle) as she gains independence and freedom from her days of being selfless and mirrorless. She even gets a tattoo - badass! It looks great, the city looks proper disheveled from the wars and battles on Earth, which sets up nicely for the sequels - I assume. And the story ticks along nicely with some great scenes of your own fears becoming reality - but not really. Which is the bit where the dip occurs within the book as well as the film. They happen, but not really, it counts but it kinda doesn't. A long haul film - enjoyable and worth a watch for fans of dystopian futuristic teenage novels and lets be honest, aren't we all?

About Last Night

Reviewed by WildRose86

  • Currently 1/5 Stars.

Bor-Ring! And somewhat offensive to people. Warning; spoilers ahead...who am I kidding, you're not stoopid enough to watch this, the little woman made me go! Boy and Girl get the roide - they meet up the next evening for a proper date and bring their friends along, so that it doesn't seem like a date. The friends meet, get along and fall into the most boring relationship on the planet. They move in together, he has to buy a dining table (this is nearly the deal breaker) they say I Love You (after moving in) and then when male realises that female is sucking his will to live (dinging room table) he thinks they need to sort things out; he buys a puppy. The poor dog is dragged through another hour of almost cheating with ex, getting a job as a bar man, a negative pregnancy test and eventually breaking up cause they're not happy - again, that dining room table!! Their friends keep getting the roide, while dressed as chickens (new fetish I learnt about) and in the end trick them into getting back together. BAAAAAAAAAAAAADly acted, Badly scripted, just Bad. I feel shame from having seen this!!

Cuban Fury

Reviewed by WildRose86

  • Currently 3/5 Stars.

Uplifting happy making film!

The Lego Movie

Reviewed by WildRose86

  • Currently 5/5 Stars.

Funtastic!! Great little story about how one person, no matter how unassuming or interesting can really change the face of the planet, how everyone is special in their own way! as lame as that sounds; its shown truthfully in this film. As truthfully as it can be having Batman, Wonderwoman, Superman, Green Lantern, TMNT, Lincoln and every other character your imagination can come up with, as the star filled cast have plenty of fun with their characters. Fantastically filled with witty dialogue and fantastic models, creations and every brick/bit you ever stood upon barefoot in the dark. In a cinema packed with children/families/young fathers; not one child wasn't enthralled or quiet. Lego knowing all too well how much we bitch and moan about "Uhh, we need plain Lego, we can build ourselves not all this LOTR character made Lego. There's no imagination or heart and kids suck these days, blah blah blah... The computer games?? Oh they're fun, but they're not as good as my own imagination of playing with the blocks" Lego sure showed us who's still boss!

RoboCop

Reviewed by WildRose86

  • Currently 2/5 Stars.

Entering the screen, I figured this was going to be a complete mess of a train wreck of a film mashing well known one liners into a guy within a black steel suit. Nearly right! Missing the action, blood, crime, cursing and all the other bold things expected from a cop film, we see RoboCop (not unlike Iron Man on Batmans Bike) looking for those that left him the floating head that he really is. There was something missing, Cornish was a bit bleh and Oldman channeling his Commisioner Gordon to no end, we see camera jerking and trying to be high tech gizmos (Iron Man) while Keaton does a weird Batman/Beetlejuice/Evil hybrid thing thats a bit all over the place. Still, they tried! If they had a 15s rating; maybe things could have had more effect.

I, Frankenstein

Reviewed by WildRose86

  • Currently 1/5 Stars.

The cast; my god, the cast tried! Dire and forgettable... I really can't remember what it was now. Frankenstein Vs Gargoyles?

That Awkward Moment

Reviewed by WildRose86

  • Currently 2/5 Stars.

Likable bromancing comedy, where the lads are all jerks and don't deserve the women. They learn something, but not much, all in the way of love! Efron gets his pants off; so all is well!

Paranormal Activity: The Marked Ones

Reviewed by WildRose86

  • Currently 1/5 Stars.

Yikes! I'm pretty sure Vince Gilligan could sue this movie for taking two drug dealers of Hispanic origins and one lad being called Jessie (as this is popular at the moment) and having them run around with a video recorder. One gets "marked" and now has super powers. The lads make YouTube videos and not much else happens for awhile. Then the marked lad gets a bit cranky, so they search his problems and find someone to talk to. This happens for about a nano second and then just bizarre moments are thrown together, poorly edited in the sense of a film happening. Woeful with no real scares/jumpy moments.

Anchorman 2: The Legend Continues

Reviewed by WildRose86

  • Currently 1/5 Stars.

Painful to sit though. Not funny and overly terrible, trying to rehash the same pitiful jokes that everyone spouts during the day. At least hardcore fans won't be going around spouting lines from it, it's kinda a shit deal!

47 Ronin

Reviewed by WildRose86

  • Currently 3/5 Stars.

Quite decent! Poor aul Keanu though.

Frozen

Reviewed by WildRose86

  • Currently 3/5 Stars.

VERY VERY Pretty! Average story without a proper villain involved, which was kind of strange. Very sweet, female empowering story with plenty of beautiful colours, ice sculptures and bizarre talking snow man.

The Hobbit: The Desolation of Smaug

Reviewed by WildRose86

  • Currently 3/5 Stars.

Decent barrels, scary spiders and an awesomely amazing looking Smaug. Otherwise quite long, drawn out and almost pointless. Peter Jackson was lucky there was a dragon in that story!